Certified Jologs

February 11, 2007

“I’m not like you. My friends are not classy and we can’t afford Boracay”, someone told me. Seriously, I was hurt. It wasn’t called for. I was just asking her “where are you going?” I wanted to tell her that I’m not like what she’s trying to point out because by heart I know I’m a certified jologs.

 

I’m a certified jologs because I:

 

1. Joined a call-to-win-a-Sexbomb-album contest and eventually won

 

2. Have seen all of Jolina Magdangal’s movies

 

3. Super admire Judy Ann Santos

 

4. Watch GMA 7’s Dramarama sa Hapon and Telebabad

 

5. Never get tired watching Robin Padilla

 

6. Eat betamax (chicken blood), adidas (chicken feet), helmet (chicken head), isaw, etc…

 

7. Buy stuffs from ukay-ukays

 

8. Grew up watching Eat Bulaga and I still dream of going to Broadway Centrum to watch it live

 

9. Can imitate Kukurukuku and sing Love Radio’s theme

 

10. Can rap Humanap ka ng Panget by Andrew E.

 

11. Dance Itaktak Mo every time Joey de Leon sings it

 

12. Follow the Startsruck 4 contestants whenever they do the Mosquito Dance

 

13. Refuse to replace my broken sling bag

 

14. Crave ice crumble, ice candy, tira-tira from time time

 

15. Can match pictures of Filipino female stars, from late 1970’s to 2000’s, to their male love team partners